Suit #1: So how have you been lately?
Suit #2: Eh, you know, overworked.
Suit #1: Yeah, same here…By the way, nice tan you’ve got there.
Suit #2: Thanks, you too.
590 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Archive for the ‘Suits’ Category
“Oh, so she is that qualified!”
Office Manager: You hired her, but you haven’t interviewed anyone else. Is she that qualified?
Suit: Actually no, she doesn’t have any experience working as an engineer.
Office Manager: Then why not interview some other people and see if you find someone better?
Suit: Because I don’t feel like interviewing. Besides, she has a really nice rack so I will at least have something good to look at.
1042 Hamilton Ct.
Menlo Park, California
One of the Olsen Twins, Perhaps
Lady suit, at lunch: How is it?
Male suit: It needs something.
Lady suit: Perhaps you should have asked for a more aggressive vegetable.
9th Street and Main Avenue
Durango, Colorado
Oh Wait, It’s Just Models Sharing a New York Apartment
Weird suit: Hey! There’s a box of dead people back here!
Bourse Building
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Because Our Country Can’t Handle a Cool Whip
Suit to other: I just don’t understand why the minority whip is never a minority.
Denver, Colorado
5PM That’s a Wrap
Suit #1: Are you going to the farewell party for [Liz]?
Suit #2: I don’t know yet. Does she know she’s leaving or is it a surprise party?
3 2nd Street
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
This Is My Concerned Face.
Lady suit: Well, if she is suicidal, she shouldn’t be traveling alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm.
Lady suit: … Or drinking alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm.
Penn Station
New York, New York
Overheard by: passerby
Stupid Twenty-First Century
Suit #1: The RFA for the ‘o’9-‘o’10 year are…
Suit #2: “O’9-‘o’10?” You mean “ ‘o’9 – 10.“
Suit #1: There is another zero in 2010.
Boss: Yeah, ‘o’9 – 10’o’!
Suit #1 & #2: “10’o”?!
Boss: What? Isn’t that right?
Suit #2: No, he meant double ‘o’9 and ‘o’10.
Suit #1: I hate my life.
Lincoln, Nebraska
Overheard by:
Wallace Is Organized to a Fault
Meeting chairperson: Alright, that’s about all for this Monday’s meeting. Now, is anyone going to be away on vacation at all this week?
Suit #1: I’ll be taking next Monday off. We’re heading up to the cottage for the weekend.
Suit #2: Umm, I will be sick on Friday so I won’t be in.
Meadowvale Business Park
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
The New Zagat Guide Is Edgier Than Ever
Middle-aged female suit: Yeah, that place has pretty good sandwiches. Plus, there’s someone there I want to fuck.
Colonial Place Office Building
Arlington, Virginia
