Geek: I hate to break it to you, but surfers don’t wear coats.
William Street
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Misanthropic Scott
Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category
And By “More Pull” I Mean Exactly What You Think I Mean
Boss to intern: The gym is a great place for networking. You tend to have a bit more pull with your colleagues when you see them naked in the locker room every morning.
Bellingham, Washington
And I Was Like, “Mission Accomplished!”
Female coworker #1: By that time I was drunk enough to run in there myself. So I bought one of ’em. It was like a regular condom, but it had these little pink things…
Female coworker #2: You bought a french tickler?
Female coworker #1: Yeah! So we blew it up at our table and started using it as a volleyball. It was really fun for a while, and then I spiked it into the priest’s head and we were asked to leave the reception.
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Doubled over Coworker
But Last Time I Did That, HR Made Us Attend That Seminar!
Male colleague to another, discussing fantasy football: You cannot make me happy unless you release all of your Johnsons.
Wilmington, Massachusetts
A Knicks G‑String Is Never Okay, Sweetie.
Library patron: It’s not fucking inappropriate, it’s fucking basketball!
Plymouth, New Hampshire
Another Reason Not to Take Advice from People with Footwear Issues
Guy with loafers but no socks on cell: Hi son, it’s me. Am I going to see you at the club tonight, or are you staying home? Oh, okay. So did you switch your class schedule? So now you’re taking gym instead of business law? Terrific! That’s great. Okay, see you soon. Bye.
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: who calls their son
So You Admit It’s Possible?
Coworker #1, looking at whitewater rafting photos that coworker #2 is in: Those are really good pictures, did you take them?
Coworker #2: Uh, no, I’m in the raft, so that would be kinda difficult.
Beverly Hills, California
…Which Will Only Cause More Problems.
Office man: Obama even went down there to convince them that Chicago was the place for the 2016 Olympics.
Office lady: The International Olympic Committee just blasted their load in Obama’s face, and I love it!
Baltimore, Maryland
I’ve Started Hiring Little Kids to Crouch Down and Push the Pedals for Me
Fat, older employee: How long is that marathon you’re running in?
Marathon runner employee: 26.2 miles.
Fat, older employee: 26.2 miles?! Are you kidding me? I can’t even drive that long in my car without getting tired!
La Jolla, California
Overheard by: Punkgrrl25
Sadly, the Whole Industry’s Stuck in a Sand Trap
Coworker, hanging up: I am the Tiger Woods of mortgage lending.
Portland, Oregon
