Geeky IT guy: How can you hate fonts?
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: indifferent to fonts
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
Dan’s Discount Dungeon
Female staffer #1: Yeah, we need to get us a gas-powered hedge trimmer.
Male staffer: Yeah, we have an electric, but it’s battery-operated. And the battery only lasts about ten minutes, so it’s like Extreme Speed Trimming. We have to get to that bush fast before the battery runs out.
Female staffer #2: Are y’all talking about vibrators?
Male staffer: Uh, well, sort of, except this one has teeth that chop long skinny things in half.
Female staffer #2: Oooh, kinky! Where’d you get it?
10 Medical Center Boulevard
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
…“Oral Skills a Big Plus”…
Office worker: Check out this description in this help wanted ad. “Customer relations: Must have the ability to communicate effectively both internally and externally with all customers.”
Aspen, Colorado
Both Equally Likely During Our Staff Meetings
Colleague #1: I wish it had been killer badgers.
Colleague #2: It’s always badgers with you, isn’t it? Badgers, or sex.
Digbeth
Birmingham
England
Overheard by: editorialgirl
Regardless, Your Hand Should Not Be There
Unseen man in cubicle: I’m not touching it. I’m just mooshing it!
W 46th St
New York City, New York
You Realize It’s Just Lunch, Right?
Office lady #1: Are you going to do me next?
Office lady #2: Yeah, I have all the tools. Let’s do this.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: Hank
It’s 10% Real Juice, Too
Receptionist, puzzled: This is really dry. I guess all the juice is in my box.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Ian
Your Holiday Bonus! …Why, What Were You Thinking?
Female cube dweller to male cube dweller: You are soooo gonna get it tonight!
Chicago, Illinois
But If HR Asks, I Did Not Say That.
Team manager to sales rep: Girl, you just gotta be comfortable. You gotta be easy!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Project Manager
…As This Powerpoint Diagram Very Clearly Illustrates.
Boss to underling: I’m okay with someone coming at me from the front. It’s when they come from behind that bothers me.
Tysons Corner, Virginia
