It's 10% Real Juice, Too

Receptionist, puzzled: This is really dry. I guess all the juice is in my box.

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on March 1, 2023
Body Parts, Missouri, Receptionists, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

…As This Powerpoint Diagram Very Clearly Illustrates.

Boss to underling: I'm okay with someone coming at me from the front. It's when they come from behind that bothers me.

Tysons Corner, Virginia

Posted on February 21, 2023
Bosses and Underlings, Compare and contrast, General Idiocy, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Virginia

It Sounds Like You're Talking About Cheese

Office guy #1: Does this look hard to you? Feel it?
Office girl: I don't really like it hard. I like it soft.
Office guy #1: I was thinking the same thing. Should we cut it off?
Office guy #1: Do you like it hard? Feel it.
Office guy #2: Do you know what this sounds like?

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Posted on February 6, 2023
Coworkers, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, South Dakota, Weirdness

Why Rome Fell

Employee on phone: My buddy just told me this story about how his wife was so drunk last weekend in a high-end club in the Hamptons, and she ran to the bathroom to puke but never fully made it to the toilet. On top of that, as she was puking everywhere, turns out she was also shitting herself. So now the whole club had to be closed down because it smelled like shit and puke. Isn’t that hysterical?

Boss walks in.

Employee to boss: Hey, do you know this club?
Boss: Yeah, I actually went there last Saturday night, but we left immediately because it smelled like shit and vomit.

60th Street & Madison Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: holding-it-in