Secretary to another, talking about movie: I know, I am soooo into antimatter!
Austin, Texas
Archive for the ‘Science’ Category
Maybe Mix It with Stoli?
Girl at desk: My friend told me about how they paid two grand to freeze the stem cells from her son’s umbilical cord so it could save his life or something later.
Guy at desk: Why don’t they just have him drink the fluid out of the umbilical cord?
Male coworker: Orrr they could just put the stuff in the freezer.
3111 S. Range Line Road
Joplin, Missouri
I’m Hoping to Put Everything Right With a Deathbed Confession
Professor: What’s the big deal? I don’t understand what I did wrong here.
Angry grad student: You put information in that grant that is absolutely wrong! You totally misconstrued the results!
Professor: Well…fine, but I said it was “early preliminary data,” so it should be okay.
Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Aren’t You an Art History Grad Student?
Female grad student: I think I lost the sperm, and I’m not even sure what the sperm looks like.
Carl Icahn Laboratory, Princeton University
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: my experiment’s not that fun
And It’s Not That I’m a Virgin, I’ve Just Never Been Able to Get Laid
Boss to underling: It’s not that Ender’s Game is Sci-Fi, it’s just set in the future.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: annoyed office mate
My First Step Is Cultivating the Hair…
Guy in conference room, setting up for presentation: I am mad, just trying to figure out if the scientist part is fair.
St. Louis, Missouri
…Is What I’m Always Thinking During Sex.
Instructor: Nine times out of ten, if you shoot at something you’re either going to hit it or miss it.
Camp Shelby, Mississippi
And Are Experiencing Vertigo.
Coworker: They’ve done a complete 360 on this project.
Virginia
Overheard by: SexKitten
Is the Tea Party Movement Nostalgic for an Imaginary Past? Discuss.
Coworker: Know what else is farfetched? Hydroelectric power.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Julia
We’re Not That Kind Of Friends, Dick
Biotech guy: Before you kill it, can I have the germplasm that is causing the issue?
St. Louis, Missouri
