Is Any­thing Sad­der Than an Un­eat­en Muf­fin? Dis­cuss.

Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: I saw your muf­fin and I was tempt­ed to eat it.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #2: I thought some­body al­ready ate my muf­fin.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: No, it’s still there… See? Un­eat­en.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #3, laugh­ing: Yeah, I think she’d know if some­body ate her muf­fin.

Marl­bor­ough, Mass­a­chu­setts

Come to Think of it, it Does Smell In­cred­i­bly Fuzzy and Cute in Here

Stu­dent: It kin­da smells like bun­nies.
Su­per­vi­sor: What?
Stu­dent: Yeah, bun­nies. Haven’t you ever smelled bun­nies?
Su­per­vi­sor: Uh, no, I don’t go around sniff­ing ro­dents usu­al­ly. And be­sides, I’m con­gest­ed, so all I’m smelling to­day is boogers.

1145 E. South Cam­pus Dri­ve
Tuc­son, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: Rasputin