Male employee to female coworkers: Who knows, maybe I am transgendered.
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Amused coworker
The Cow Was Found to Be Negligent
Lawyer #1: I can’t wait to get rid of those cows.
Lawyer #2: I thought you liked your cows.
Lawyer #1: Well, I did, but then one of them got a little too close and now I have a large bruise on my right thigh.
Lawyer #2: You were just too proximate.
401 Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas
That Explains My First Child…
Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don't think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.
Union City, Tennessee
Overheard by: Did She just say that?
…And Not a Crack House So Much As Ben and Jerry's…
Coworker: When I used to go to a crack house… Well, not me exactly…
Vine Street
Philadelphia, PA
Overheard by: Should I be working with you?
But This Is a Manure Company!
CSR #1, complaining about trainee: All this guy keeps saying is “I'm a senior engineer; I already know what I'm doing,” and flat out refuses to listen to what I'm telling him. I mean, it's just a title, guy. Stop being a dick.
CSR #2: Oh, yeah? Well I'm a customer service representative. I don't represent shit!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Joe Tautology Bares His Soul
Rich drunk guy: It’s more fun to inseminate someone than have your wife inseminated.
5200 State Line Road
Kansas City, Missouri
The Difference Between Adam Sandler Managers and Tommy Lee Managers
Manager #1 to manager #2: I’m talking about sloppy joes and you’re talking about sucking toes.
Cordele, Georgia
Overheard by: Marisa Griggs
I Left My Undies Down Under
Nurse: Where are your pants [Tobias]?
AlcoHobo: I must have forgotten to put them on before I left the house.
North Terrace
Adelaide, South Australia
Hey, I Know Where It’s Been
Temp girl: You’ll go on a date and sleep with random guys, but you won’t touch my nose?!
Watertown, Massachusetts
Overheard by: disgruntled
When Companies Don't Provide Healthcare, Women Give Birth at Work
Girl, yelling from her cubicle: Ewww, gross! There's hair and a birthmark!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Zack