5PM Hell, Take All Week­end

Sales: [Di­ana] is freak­ing out. What should I tell her?
Con­sul­tant: Just tell her to chill.
Sales: Well, how long should I tell her to chill?
Con­sul­tant: Un­til the next episode.

2135 Rim­rock Road
Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

Let’s Eat Our Ra­men Din­ners To­geth­er Tonight

Re­cent male col­lege grad: So I just quit my job…
Re­cent fe­male col­lege grad: Oh my god, that’s awe­some!
Re­cent male col­lege grad: I love our age group- every­one’s ex­cit­ed and en­vi­ous of me ‑and not ap­palled…

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­ifro­nia

Over­heard by: Still Em­ployed… Un­for­tu­nate­ly

Maybe Mix It with Stoli?

Girl at desk: My friend told me about how they paid two grand to freeze the stem cells from her son’s um­bil­i­cal cord so it could save his life or some­thing lat­er.
Guy at desk: Why don’t they just have him drink the flu­id out of the um­bil­i­cal cord?
Male cowork­er: Or­rr they could just put the stuff in the freez­er.

3111 S. Range Line Road
Joplin, Mis­souri