Liaison: I need you to look at this with your anal eye.
12447 SW 69th Avenue
Portland, Oregon
Archive for the ‘Oregon’ Category
4PM On That Note, It’s the Weekend
Co-worker #1: What is a good exercise for the lower abs?
Co-worker #2: Well, I can think of one exercise that’s really good for the abs…
Co-worker #3: yeah, but only if he can last longer than 5 minutes.
The copy repairman pops out from under the copier.
Repairman: Well ladies, it’s been an entertaining afternoon.
8565 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway
Portland, Oregon
My Sexual Orientation Toppled Like a House Of Cards
Confused coworker on phone: My day? I just found out that the lead singer of Rush isn’t a girl.
Portland, Oregon
I Used the Sacred Highlighter of Righteousness
Office clerk: Wait, this doesn’t look right.
Manager: It has to be right ‑it’s highlighted.
Office clerk: Maybe someone highlighted the wrong thing, because that’s not right.
Manager: I highlighted it.
Office clerk: Well, I think it may be wrong.
Manager: It can’t be wrong. It’s highlighted.
5th Avenue
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Saw the Light
Just to Be Safe, I Better Buy a Backup TV
Coworker: Bon jovi’s on American Idol?! Good god, this calls for a new pack of batteries and the tv on in the bedroom!
Portland, Oregon
Dear Diary– I Talked to Someone at Work Today!
CSR to IT guy carrying video camera on tripod: Hey, it’s tripod man!
IT guy: What else can I say but thanks!
Insurance Office
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Dadn8tr
You Also Need to Have Finished Third-Grade Math
Worker: Yup, it takes a lot more than a million dollars to be a millionaire these days.
Hermiston, Oregon
Why Some Employees Get Stoned in Their Cars at Lunchtime
Boss of technology dept: The speaker on my phone doesn’t work.
Employee: Why don’t you switch it with the one in the conference room?
Boss: But then I won’t have the same phone number.
Beaverton, Oregon
Overheard by: i need a cocktail
Suzy Goes Predator-Trolling to Amuse Herself
Eight-year-old girl running up to her mother in line: I’m 13, and you don’t know me!
JC Penney
Eugene, Oregon
Sadly, the Whole Industry’s Stuck in a Sand Trap
Coworker, hanging up: I am the Tiger Woods of mortgage lending.
Portland, Oregon
