Drone to another: I have something that may tie up your loose end.
Kansas City, Missouri
Drone to another: I have something that may tie up your loose end.
Kansas City, Missouri
Employee: I have “Holly Jolly Christmas” in my head, and it's all the bathroom's fault.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Meghan
E-mail admin: I am not taking a trouble ticket where she says, ‘I meant to send a smiley face but instead sent a frowny face.’
St. Louis, Missouri
Exec, walking into his office: Woah, it smells like tuna in here! (smells his hands)
Kansas City , Missouri
Overheard by: staying WAY out of that one
Girl at desk: My friend told me about how they paid two grand to freeze the stem cells from her son’s umbilical cord so it could save his life or something later.
Guy at desk: Why don’t they just have him drink the fluid out of the umbilical cord?
Male coworker: Orrr they could just put the stuff in the freezer.
3111 S. Range Line Road
Joplin, Missouri
CIO: That’s okay, I had typed out several comments on how stupid this was. However, I deleted them when I realized you might dig into the history and find out I was the idiot who requested them.
Peon: A CIO with a sense of humor is a dangerous thing.
2301 Maguire Boulevard
Columbia, Missouri
Coworker #1: I think it's creepy you kiss your dad on the lips. It's like making out with your father.
Coworker #2: Why do you think that's creepy?! I'm his daughter! His sperm is inside of me!
St. Louis, Missouri
Determined supervisor, about crazy union employee: I'm gonna go get her! I'm not afraid of her anymore.
Kansas City, Missouri
Office lady #1: What day is Thanksgiving on this year?
Office lady #2: I don't know… Thursday or Friday?
Springfield, Missouri
Overheard by: Jennifer Gerboth
Employee stocking makeup shelves to another: Yeah… They come here and ask me something and I'm like “that's in groceries,” and they say, “well, where are groceries?” and that's why I just hate customers. (notices customer, who has been standing there the entire time) Oh, hi! Can I help you with anything?
Conley Drive
Columbia, Missouri
