Overheard In The Office

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Right Up There with the “Do You Need to Refrigerate Ketchup?” Debacle Of 1997

Visiting client, waiting for elevator: You’re right. Putting shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle *is* more economical.
(jittery laughter)
Manager: It just makes sense, you know? Why have two when you can have just one?
Coworker, after client and manager get in elevator: That was the worst example of small talk I have ever heard.

Chicago, Illinois

Before Bible Study

Manager, training new employee: If they call and are interested in strap-on play and ask for, say, mistress Lola, tell them she’s been roaming the halls with her strap-on, humping the walls.
New employee, with wide eyes: Really?
Established employee, passing by: Only on Sundays.

Grand & Ogden
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Yes, It’s a BDSM Dungeon