Overheard In The Office 2019-03-19T00:41:53Z https://overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom https://overheardintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-office-favicon-32x32.png Office <![CDATA[And Once You're Fired, You Can't Fire Back]]> 2019-03-19T00:41:53Z 2019-03-19T00:41:53Z Boss to intern: If I have to shoot you, I'm gonna shoot you.

Manhattan, New York

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Office <![CDATA[The Animals Called It That?]]> 2019-03-18T12:23:27Z 2019-03-18T12:23:27Z Old male doc with English as a second language: Are you married?
20-something woman with UTI: Yes.
Old male doc: Do you have… relationship… in the last 48 hours?
20-something woman: Ah… um… no?
Old male doc: Okay. They used to call this the animal infection.

Doctor's Office
Maryland

Overheard by: Poor girl

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Office <![CDATA[You Go, Boy]]> 2019-03-17T23:53:59Z 2019-03-17T23:53:59Z Intern on phone: I'm milking this teabag for all it's worth.

Chicago, Illinois

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Office <![CDATA[Feminists: Ah-Hah!]]> 2019-03-17T11:46:21Z 2019-03-17T11:46:21Z Coworker: So they were a nice group of girls.
Boss: Were they bright?
Coworker: Not overly. They were, umm, nice.
Boss: That's good. I like that. (both walk out the door)

Toronto
Canadia

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Office <![CDATA[It's Like I'm a Virgin Again!]]> 2019-03-16T23:34:20Z 2019-03-16T23:34:20Z 30-something coworker, happily: So they tell me it's herpes in my eye. I know! They've given me Zovirax for it.

ProRail
Utrecht
Belgium

Overheard by: Thomas van Alphen

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Office <![CDATA[It’s Been Oolong Time Since I Embarrassed Myself Like That]]> 2019-03-16T11:18:58Z 2019-03-16T11:18:58Z Agent: Oh, now I remember why I don’t usually drink pee. It always makes me have to go to the washroom… Tea. Tea! I meant tea!… Fuck you all.

1616 27th Avenue Northeast
Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Overheard by: Didn’t believe him

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Office <![CDATA[10AM Meeting with Client]]> 2019-03-15T22:58:10Z 2019-03-15T22:58:10Z Senior Director: Well, I hate to tell you this, but we’re going to be a week late with your report.
Client on speaker: You fuckin’ serious? The fuck you doing over there? Writing this thing in pen? Sanskrit? The fuck, man?
Senior Director: Actually, I’m chipping it away in stone…hey, don’t you worry about how I’m writing this fucking report! You’ll get it in a week. Who the fuck are you to give me an attitude
Client: Fuck you! Hurry the fuck up! We’re paying your ass, so you should be nice to me!
Senior Director: Kiss my ass!…cock eyed fuck! By the way, how is the wife doing?

51 W. 52nd Street
New York, NY

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Office <![CDATA[Then How About a Calzone?]]> 2019-03-15T10:45:19Z 2019-03-15T10:45:19Z Woman on phone: It’s like asking a rocket scientist to make a pizza–I just can’t do it!

707 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Ilya

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Office <![CDATA[Which Means I Don’t Understand the Question]]> 2019-03-14T22:34:32Z 2019-03-14T22:34:32Z Mortgage rep: And, finally, may I ask you what race you are? Caucasian, African-American…
Customer: I’m Canadian.

Fairfield County, Connecticut

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Office <![CDATA[Rumors About the Man in the Yellow Hat Have Been Greatly Exaggerated]]> 2019-03-14T10:23:34Z 2019-03-14T10:23:34Z Manager: Yes, he's alive because he ate monkey shit.

Granby Street
Norfolk, Virginia

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