Overheard In The Office 2019-09-19T05:44:44Z https://overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom https://overheardintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-office-favicon-32x32.png Office <![CDATA[Huey, Dewey, and Louie Break Into the Money Pit]]> 2019-09-19T05:44:44Z 2019-09-19T05:44:44Z E-marketing project manager to group of account services team members: They still took your money. They took your money and they rolled around in it with their balls out.

Technology Park
Lake Mary, Florida

Overheard by: Design Goddess

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Office <![CDATA[You’re the Scaliest, Stinkiest Boss I’ve Ever Had]]> 2019-09-18T17:00:55Z 2019-09-18T17:00:55Z Executive assistant: I think I touch and smell just about everything.

141 River’s Edge Drive
Traverse City, Michigan

Overheard by: Another Assistant

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Office <![CDATA[Somebody’s Been Playing with His Dictionary]]> 2019-09-18T04:35:42Z 2019-09-18T04:35:42Z Manager: Look at those reports to see if any of the spelling has whacked off.

13490 Bass Lake Road
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Trying to keep a straight face

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Office <![CDATA[You’re on the List of Idiots Born August 5th, Though]]> 2019-09-17T16:04:41Z 2019-09-17T16:04:41Z Coworker #1: Hey, look — a list of famous people born on Friday the 13th.
Coworker #2: I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th…
Coworker #1: When’s your birthday?
Coworker #2: August 5th.
Coworker #1: Then no…

Weehawken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brian

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Office <![CDATA[Actually, I Thought “Mazel Tov” Was Your Name.]]> 2019-09-17T03:55:56Z 2019-09-17T03:55:56Z Colleague #1, through the coat closet door: Oh, hey, you changing in there?
Colleague #2: Yes.
Colleague #1: Oh, okay. Mazel tov…
Colleague #2: Uhh… Mazel tov to what?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Jeff

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Office <![CDATA[1PM Lunch]]> 2019-09-16T15:31:42Z 2019-09-16T15:31:42Z Employee #1: Guess what I had for lunch?
Employee #2: Judging from the shit-eating grin on your face I’ll guess you tossed a salad.

9200 West Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

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Office <![CDATA[4PM Final Trip Preparations]]> 2019-09-16T02:48:45Z 2019-09-16T02:48:45Z Boss: Will my BlackBerry work in Thailand?
IT: Yeah, it will work anywhere in Europe.

One Allen Center
Houston, Texas

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Office <![CDATA[They're All Over Me Lately]]> 2019-09-15T14:19:19Z 2019-09-15T14:19:19Z Coworker #1: Did you hear about that cat that predicts people's deaths?
Coworker #2: Yep, scarrrry.
Coworker #1: I love cats.

London
Ontario
Canadia

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Office <![CDATA[9AM It Begins]]> 2019-09-15T01:41:57Z 2019-09-15T01:41:57Z Boss: Remember that time I hit you with chicken? Man, that was awesome. I was just glad it didn’t happen your first day, becuase you would have quit or something…I’m still sorry about that, by the way.
Intern: It’s okay. I like getting hit with chicken.

16 W. 19th Street
New York, NY

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Office <![CDATA[10AM Meeting with HR]]> 2019-09-14T13:20:51Z 2019-09-14T13:20:51Z Co-worker #1: Ew!
Co-worker #2: What?
Co-worker #1: His internet history has porn on it!
Co-worker #2: Really?
Co-worker #1: Yeah!
Co-worker #2: Like what?
Co-worker #1: A whole bunch of free stuff from [Fleshbot].com. I can’t believe this.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, I know…
Co-worker #1: I mean…I don’t care if he does this at home, but not at this computer…We work in here!
Co-worker #2: Yeah…Sure…What was that site again?

41 West Clinton Avenue
Tenafly, New Jersey

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