Overheard In The Office 2020-03-30T13:12:51Z https://overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom Office <![CDATA[1PM Lunch]]> 2020-03-30T13:12:51Z 2020-03-30T13:12:51Z Worker #1: I thought you were supposed to be at the doctor. Worker #2: Look at me! I can’t go in there! He’d put me on something for sure! 4182 Forsyth Road Macon...

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Office <![CDATA[…Could You Turn on My Computer for Me?]]> 2020-03-30T01:02:37Z 2020-03-30T01:02:37Z Creative director: I can't take the course because I don't have the software. Peon: Why don't you find out what the software costs and how to get it, and submit a proposal? Creative director: I don't know where to find that information. Peon: Why don't you use something called “the internet” to look it up? Creative director: You mean like go into Google and type the...

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Office <![CDATA[Sometimes You Feel Like Getting Off, Sometimes You Don't]]> 2020-03-29T12:51:15Z 2020-03-29T12:51:15Z elevator door opens) Female voice coming from elevator: Nuts! (elevator door closes without anyone getting off) Richmond, Virginia Overheard by:

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Office <![CDATA[The “T” Is Silent but Deadly]]> 2020-03-29T00:46:44Z 2020-03-29T00:46:44Z Receptionist: Farce? Is that like farts? 352 7th Avenue New York...

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Office <![CDATA[How to Make a Roomful Of White People Fall Silent: Encapsulated]]> 2020-03-28T12:35:37Z 2020-03-28T12:35:37Z Sole African American lady in office: Man! If she sticks her head any farther up the boss' ass, she'll look like me! Jeannette...

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Office <![CDATA[This Way You'll Never Forget It]]> 2020-03-28T00:15:43Z 2020-03-28T00:15:43Z CSR: So that is apartment “E,” like “echo”? Customer: Eh… No, no, no. “E” like “elephant”!

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Office <![CDATA[So Only Old or Stupid People Deal with Him Now]]> 2020-03-27T11:31:40Z 2020-03-27T11:31:40Z Employee: Where’s Bob* been the last few days? Manager: Oh… He’s been AOL for a while now. 1080 Greenwood Boulevard Lake Mary, Florida Overheard by: Something Mickey this way comes...

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Office <![CDATA[Another Touching Office Tale.]]> 2020-03-26T23:20:37Z 2020-03-26T23:20:37Z Scatter-brained boss: Oh! Can I touch it? Subordinate: Um. Scatter-brained boss: Would you like to touch mine? Fairfax...

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Office <![CDATA[“You mean this ‘phone’ device allows me to speak to other places?”]]> 2020-03-26T10:50:30Z 2020-03-26T10:50:30Z Guy: That person I just talked to was so nice. He sounded so relaxed, and people from New York never sound like that. Woman: He’s in Miami. 228 East 45th Street New York...

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Office <![CDATA[5PM That’s a Wrap]]> 2020-03-25T22:36:59Z 2020-03-25T22:36:59Z Office worker: You know how everyone just looks at themselves and sees pure ugliness? 1800 G Street NW Washington...

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