Overheard In The Office 2019-07-18T23:09:43Z https://overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom https://overheardintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-office-favicon-32x32.png Office <![CDATA[Um, All I Asked Was, “What’s My Total?”]]> 2019-07-18T23:09:43Z 2019-07-18T23:09:43Z 50-year-old woman cashier to customer: … And then I had to chase them with my pants down, and I hadn’t even gotten the chance to wipe yet!

17111 Haggerty Road
Northville, Michigan

Office <![CDATA[Indiana's Right-to-Life Law Doesn't Extend to Adults]]> 2019-07-18T10:46:36Z 2019-07-18T10:46:36Z Boss: Carl! It's a good thing you aren't a dog or I'd have put you down by now!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: BFScollegegirl

Office <![CDATA[So Why Has It Made Britney So Miserable?]]> 2019-07-17T22:34:22Z 2019-07-17T22:34:22Z Sweet-natured office chick: I’m starting to realize I’m just a selfish little bitch, and now I’m much, much happier!

Centre Street
New York, New York

Office <![CDATA[It's a New Orleans Thing, Dear Reader]]> 2019-07-17T10:22:41Z 2019-07-17T10:22:41Z Operator setting up auto claim with customer on phone: Sir, I'm so sorry your car got stolen today. At least you babies and CDs are fine. I think you need to git you some whiskey to calm you down. Or just do what I do to calm myself down, cheer! “Who dat! Who dat! Who dat! Yayayayayaya! Who dat!”

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Wish I had my MP3 player today

Office <![CDATA[9AM Begin the Seething]]> 2019-07-16T22:06:48Z 2019-07-16T22:06:48Z Co-worker on phone: How many limbs did he lose?…Ha, ha, ha!…That’s awful.

30 South 17th Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Office <![CDATA[Everything He Knows About Mexico He's Learned from Watching Johnny Depp Movies]]> 2019-07-16T09:58:53Z 2019-07-16T09:58:53Z Office guy, at the coffee line: I just came back from Cozumel! It's not like the Mexico that we hear about all the time…

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Nicole

Office <![CDATA[What's the Finance Code for That?]]> 2019-07-15T21:44:18Z 2019-07-15T21:44:18Z Worker #1, about customer: How is it “annually” if she did it in September, and it's June now?
Worker #2: She's a moron.

Austin, Texas

Office <![CDATA[You're Going to Love Your First Confession]]> 2019-07-15T09:37:35Z 2019-07-15T09:37:35Z Coworker to another: Let him touch and feel it, because that is really what is going to get him excited.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: J-Man 88

Office <![CDATA[I'm Bingeing for Two, You Know]]> 2019-07-14T21:15:51Z 2019-07-14T21:15:51Z Pregnant manager: Are those peanut butter eggs, or just chocolate eggs?
Account exec: They're some of each. But we're not telling you which is which.
Pregnant manager: That's okay. I'll just eat them all.

Augusta, Georgia

Office <![CDATA[Want to Know What’s in the ‘Everything Bagel’?]]> 2019-07-14T08:44:43Z 2019-07-14T08:44:43Z Male associate: Hey Sean, it’s not working [holds a squeeze bottle of flesh colored sauce in front of himself.] I can’t get it to come!
Sean, slowly: Put the bottle down.
Female associate: You freak. There’s customers here!

Center Ridge Road
Rocky River, Ohio

Overheard by: silent one