Overheard In The Office 2019-12-12T04:49:43Z https://overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom Office <![CDATA[Like, Why Are They in Cornrows?]]> 2019-12-12T04:49:43Z 2019-12-12T04:49:43Z Coworker to boss: I hope he doesn't go because his protruding nose hairs are very distracting. Los Angeles...

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Office <![CDATA[4PM Filing Frenzy]]> 2019-12-11T16:43:05Z 2019-12-11T16:43:05Z Police sergeant: Have you done those sexual child abuse talks at the school yet? Civilian employee: Yes, and several of the children need to file a report. Police sergeant: Great! Now we have more work. Whose idea was it to do those talks? 8620 California Avenue South Gate...

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Office <![CDATA[You Can Always Tell the Employees Who Own Livestock]]> 2019-12-11T04:10:51Z 2019-12-11T04:10:51Z On the phone: I have had such a bad morning, I'm so glad to be at work now so I can just sit back and relax. Omaha...

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Office <![CDATA[1PM Lunch]]> 2019-12-10T15:56:34Z 2019-12-10T15:56:34Z Manager #1: If I worked at this office every day, I’d never get anything done. You guys spend all your time walking around and socializing. Manager #2: Now that’s not true. I also spend a good amount of time in the bathroom. 1700 Market Street Philadelphia...

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Office <![CDATA[Or Just a Communist?]]> 2019-12-10T03:21:44Z 2019-12-10T03:21:44Z Clerk #1: What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Clerk #2: I'm not doing anything, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Clerk #1: What, are you Jewish? Leader Heights...

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Office <![CDATA[But I Play One on TV]]> 2019-12-09T15:05:18Z 2019-12-09T15:05:18Z M.D. #1: Hey, look! They named their kid Babygirl! M.D. #2: No way, that’s hilarious! Janitor: Actually, it just means they haven’t named their child yet and that it’s a baby girl. M.D. #1: Are you a doctor? M.D. #2: I bet he’s not even a doctor. Janitor: [walks away] GroupHealth Cooperative Lacey, Washington Overheard by:

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Office <![CDATA[If Only This Site Had Pictures…]]> 2019-12-09T03:00:40Z 2019-12-09T03:00:40Z Marketing chick #1: Your pants look much better. I’m glad you got them fixed. Marketing chick #2: Thanks; nothing beats running around the office in my underwear for half an hour. 512 7th Avenue New York...

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Office <![CDATA[Your Date's Slow Leak Shocked and Saddened Us All]]> 2019-12-08T14:40:01Z 2019-12-08T14:40:01Z Serious boss: Tom*, we need to discuss the appropriate use of inflatable novelties at the beach. Richmond, Virginia Overheard by: Last day at work...

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Office <![CDATA[When You Get Vestibular Guacamole, Don’t Come Crying to Me]]> 2019-12-08T02:26:54Z 2019-12-08T02:26:54Z Girl on phone: It’s like, ‘A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse,’ but in your case, ‘A burrito, a burrito, the health of my inner ear for a burrito.’ It’s truly sad. 350 Madison Avenue New York...

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Office <![CDATA[Dr., Have You Noticed That the Men in This Ward Have Seizures Every Weekday Afternoon?]]> 2019-12-07T14:00:35Z 2019-12-07T14:00:35Z Old man worker #1, across the room: Is the softball team jumping around again? Old man worker #2, looking out the window: No, they’re running now. Old man worker #1: That’s just as good. College Boulevard Overland Park...

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