Overheard In The Office 2019-05-22T06:33:35Z https://overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom https://overheardintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-office-favicon-32x32.png Office <![CDATA[The Internet Is Just His Giant Ball Of Yarn]]> 2019-05-22T06:33:35Z 2019-05-22T06:33:35Z Female boss: This link sends me to this other page with a link, and that link sends me to another page with a link back to the first page! There are so many links!
Male boss: “Linx” is a cat.


Overheard by: i love randomness

Office <![CDATA[We Don’t Know That, Either]]> 2019-05-21T18:21:14Z 2019-05-21T18:21:14Z Boss: Why are we selling stuff we don’t know how to sell?!

139 Highland Street
Bruceton Tennessee

Overheard by: soon to be hired

Office <![CDATA[9AM Another Day with Him]]> 2019-05-21T05:55:17Z 2019-05-21T05:55:17Z Co-worker: Can I move your long lovely legs and get some out of your drawers?

Co-worker: Do you ever have one of those days where you’re desperate to have something in your mouth?

Co-worker: I like sucking the mint out of the chocolate of Junior Mints…Don’t hate the skills!

750 First Street NE
Washington, DC

Office <![CDATA[Oh Ho Ho, We've All Been There!]]> 2019-05-20T17:20:50Z 2019-05-20T17:20:50Z Young office lady to another: What's that French term for you felt like you've been here before? (pause) Menage a troi?


Office <![CDATA[I've Started Letting the Kids Paint Them for Art Class]]> 2019-05-20T05:06:30Z 2019-05-20T05:06:30Z Very Republican coworker: I have more guns than I know what to do with.

Golden Valley

Office <![CDATA[Nice Save, Dear Colleague]]> 2019-05-19T16:51:50Z 2019-05-19T16:51:50Z Younger man: I gotta do something. I can't keep waiting around for my uncle to die, but I don't want to kill him.
Older lady: You're talking too loud, people can hear you.
Younger man: Kill him with kindness… ain't that the Christian thing to do?

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Office <![CDATA[Otherwise This “Dropped the Soap With” SuperPoke Has No Meaning]]> 2019-05-19T04:38:51Z 2019-05-19T04:38:51Z Coworker on phone: I wish people in prison had access to Facebook.

Pensacola Beach, Florida

Office <![CDATA[Full]]> 2019-05-18T16:23:48Z 2019-05-18T16:23:48Z Receptionist: … And what start are you calling from?"
*puts caller on hold and yells: "who has new hampshire?"
Co-worker: "I do."
Receptionist: "well, what state is new hampshire in?"

Alabama Street, Indianapolis

Office <![CDATA[So Much for My Liquid Assets.]]> 2019-05-18T04:17:53Z 2019-05-18T04:17:53Z Senior broker to associate broker: I am drowning in my own snot.

47th St & Madison Ave

Overheard by: CaseyMarie

Office <![CDATA[No Need to Get All Prickly About It]]> 2019-05-17T16:04:21Z 2019-05-17T16:04:21Z Male coworker to Helen: I shaved, Helen.
Helen: I thought we were going to keep that a secret.

Houston, Texas