Overheard In The Office https://overheardintheoffice.com Fri, 25 Sep 2020 04:45:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Goodness, Mr. Lay, Your Firm’s Financial Report Certainly Is Heavy! https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/3390.html Fri, 25 Sep 2020 04:45:58 +0000 Customer: Why is your store so big?Salesgirl: [Silence.]Customer: I’m an accountant — I notice these things. Chocolate storeNorth Plainfield, New Jersey Overheard by: Other Salesgirl...

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5PM Hell, Take All Weekend https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/954.html Thu, 24 Sep 2020 16:34:17 +0000 Sales: [Diana] is freaking out. What should I tell her? Consultant: Just tell her to chill. Sales: Well, how long should I tell her to chill? Consultant: Until the next episode. 2135 Rimrock Road Madison...

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Consider an Infusion of Cash https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/7105.html Thu, 24 Sep 2020 04:04:17 +0000 Distracted CSR: Thank you for calling, my name is Aaron*, how can you help us today? Airport RoadScottsbluff, Nebraska Overheard by: snorting coffee...

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…While He’s Sleeping. https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/11182.html Wed, 23 Sep 2020 16:02:16 +0000 Coworker: We can look at his package. Fort Worth...

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Kirstie Alley? Definitely Drunk Right Now https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/4694.html Wed, 23 Sep 2020 03:29:49 +0000 Lady #1: … But he’s drunk all the time.Lady #2: Everyone’s drunk all the time. I might be drunk right now! 8140 Lehigh AvenueMorton Grove, Illinois Overheard by: Amanda...

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Upside to Immigration ‘Wall’: It’ll Put an End to Conversations Like This https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/6313.html Tue, 22 Sep 2020 15:23:33 +0000 Office troll #1: Gosh, there were a bunch of Mexicans at lunch today. Where do you think they all came from?Office troll #2: Mexico. Dallas...

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Let’s Eat Our Ramen Dinners Together Tonight https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/6538.html Tue, 22 Sep 2020 03:22:00 +0000 Recent male college grad: So I just quit my job…Recent female college grad: Oh my god, that’s awesome!Recent male college grad: I love our age group- everyone’s excited and envious of me ‑and not appalled… San Francisco, Califronia Overheard by: Still Employed…

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Maybe Mix It with Stoli? https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/6298.html Mon, 21 Sep 2020 14:55:27 +0000 Girl at desk: My friend told me about how they paid two grand to freeze the stem cells from her son’s umbilical cord so it could save his life or something later.Guy at desk: Why don’t they just have him drink the fluid out of the umbilical cord?Male coworker: Orrr they could just put the stuff in the freezer. 3111 S. Range Line RoadJoplin...

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When It’s Kill-or-Cure Time https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/5362.html Mon, 21 Sep 2020 02:44:42 +0000 Coworker to another who’s holding McDonald’s: God, I love the taste of sausage when I’m hung over. 1500 NW 118th StreetDes Moines, Iowa Overheard by: Trevor...

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Well, I Still Miss Serious Newscasters https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/5185.html Sun, 20 Sep 2020 13:48:51 +0000 Peon #1: He’s into that pooping and farting stuff now.Peon #2: Who isn’t?! St. Louis...

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