Overheard In The Office https://overheardintheoffice.com Sun, 28 Feb 2021 00:05:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 There’s Only One Cure for an Overdose Of Children’s TV https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/12704.html Sun, 28 Feb 2021 00:05:14 +0000 Very sketchy neighbor to two-year-old: Who gives a fuck about Dora?! HospitalMaine Overheard by: Irritated...

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You’re Very Talented at Gnawing Off Duct Tape, by the Way. https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/12836.html Sat, 27 Feb 2021 11:15:54 +0000 Owner: All I can do about it is bitch, so I’ll bitch. Is that okay with you?Clerk: We haven’t found a way to stop you yet, so yeah, I guess so. Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: BFS...

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Unsurprisingly, There Is an “I” in “Annoying” https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/13712.html Fri, 26 Feb 2021 23:11:01 +0000 Boss: There is no “i” in “team.“Employee: But there is a “me.” Yay! Let’s hear it for meeeeee! Indianapolis...

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You Know, I Have the Same Problem at Home https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/7511.html Fri, 26 Feb 2021 10:57:31 +0000 Employee (during global teleconference with CEO): I don’t have a question, but I just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to work here. Although I am deaf, it hasn’t stopped me from having a chance of proving myself.CEO: I appreciate your comment. That is a subject that is near and dear to my heart, since I have a son who is deaf.Employee: What? New Jersey Overheard by: Snickering...

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It’ll Be Our Little Secret https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/6365.html Thu, 25 Feb 2021 22:30:54 +0000 Male worker on phone: Yeah, I always think your name is Victoria. I said, I always think your name is Victoria. No, I know that. I still think your name is Victoria. 1166 6th AvenueNew York, New York Overheard by: Duncan...

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So I Can Only Loan It to You for an Hour or So https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/9415.html Thu, 25 Feb 2021 09:49:19 +0000 Pretty blonde girl: Umm, excuse me, but do you have a tampon? I’m desperate.Obese, sassy librarian: Yeah, I have one. But it’s inserted. Monson Free LibraryMonson, Massachusetts Overheard by: Sarah...

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Mr. Magoo Wouldn’t Listen, Though https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/7453.html Wed, 24 Feb 2021 21:27:49 +0000 Boss in hallway (with hand on doorknob): Are you joining me in this conference room?Peon: That’s the closet. Cleveland, Ohio Overheard by: just another peon...

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But God, I Miss Sales! https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/5234.html Wed, 24 Feb 2021 09:01:39 +0000 Employee #1: It only stays smooth like a baby’s bottom for about 12 hours.Employee #2: Maybe… And you’ve got to lube it up pretty good. 1200 Woodward HeightsFerndale...

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…Even If Many Of Them Are Cold Bitches. https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/12867.html Tue, 23 Feb 2021 20:27:03 +0000 Cool office guy: So do you do a lot of skiing?Typical office worker: Oh, yeah.Cool office guy: Yeah, you look like the type.Typical office worker: Huh… Thanks?Cool office guy: Oh, yeah. It’s cool. I love skiers and snowboarders. Salt Lake City, Utah Overheard by: Tim...

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That’s Offensive– The Correct Term Is “Mentally-Challenged Simians” https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/13770.html Tue, 23 Feb 2021 08:01:36 +0000 IT manager to employee: Blind, drunken, retarded monkeys coded this thing, I swear to god. Sorry, I blew up. Honest to god. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Not usually a monkey...

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