Overheard In The Office https://overheardintheoffice.com Fri, 27 Nov 2020 06:25:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 (Oh, It Totally Is the Same Shirt.) https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/13102.html Fri, 27 Nov 2020 06:25:10 +0000 Newly hired engineer: Isn’t that the same shirt you wore yesterday?Principal engineer, slowly: No, but even if it was, that’s a dick thing to say. Denver...

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10AM Check E‑mail https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/887.html Thu, 26 Nov 2020 17:35:46 +0000 Project Manager: I can only imagine what has been coming in my box…My email box. 1137 North 26th Street Sheboygan, Wisconsion Overheard by: Chris O’Brien...

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Are You Saying You Don’t Appreciate the Tutu? https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/11002.html Thu, 26 Nov 2020 05:27:18 +0000 Male program manager to another: Well, it’s better than imagining you in spandex!Coworker in next cubicle: At least it’s not a thong. Utah Overheard by: Snickering Intern...

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Wouldn’t Stop Driving My Hot Rod Lincoln https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/6516.html Wed, 25 Nov 2020 17:06:52 +0000 Woman: I’d like to pay my cell phone bill, but it’s in my son’s name and I don’t have the password to see it online. So, I need to know how much it is.Employee: You can’t pay it without his authorization. I can’t tell you how much it is.Woman: He can’t authorize anything, he’s incarcerated.Employee: Well, we’ll need a copy of the obituary or the death certificate.Woman: What? He’s incarcerated!

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So If You’re So Smart, How Do They Put Out the Fires, Then? https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/2545.html Wed, 25 Nov 2020 04:43:38 +0000 Man #1: No, you’re not fucking listening here. There are no fire hydrants in the ocean.Man #2: But we could…Man #1: Oh my God. No fire hydrants! Are you hearing me? There are no fire hydrants in the ocean! Insurance officeWoodbury...

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10AM Catch Up! https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/614.html Tue, 24 Nov 2020 16:21:24 +0000 Office worker #1: My goodness, I have so much work that even if I stayed at work 24 hours it still wouldn’t even put a dent in my workload. Office worker #2: Wow, you have that much work? Office worker #1: No…it’s just that I’m always too busy farting around to get any work done. 475 Anton Boulevard Costa Mesa, California Overheard by: Remy Rawrs...

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North, by God, America! https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/6630.html Tue, 24 Nov 2020 04:15:37 +0000 Paralegal: Well, Montreal is technically in America. Design Center PlaceBoston, Massachusetts Overheard by: umm … really?

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He Rated My Rack “Fair and Balanced” https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/11861.html Mon, 23 Nov 2020 15:21:29 +0000 Female suit: So I was on the elevator with him, and had to explain to Roger Ailes why I was in a bra and panties. FOX News HeadquartersManhattan, New York Overheard by: Newsbunny...

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Actually She Details Cars, Professionally https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/3079.html Mon, 23 Nov 2020 02:54:27 +0000 Account manager: So I sent you that new job applicant. Have fun.Recruiter: I just opened it up. Wow, she completely misspelled ‘Delaware State.‘Account manager: Oh, it gets worse.Recruiter: ‘Seven years,’ with an ‘-s!’ And she spelled ‘with’ wrong!Account manager: Yep, and she’s a detail-oriented professional. Trolley SquareWilmington, Delaware Overheard by: Rhymes with Banana...

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2PM Diversity Initiative https://overheardintheoffice.com/archives/1955.html Sun, 22 Nov 2020 14:16:12 +0000 African-American co-worker: So, maybe you can help me out with this, are Italians black or Latino? Italian-American co-worker: I’m white. Just white, man. African American co-worker: Maybe you didn’t understand the question. 4800 University Drive Durham...

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