Archive for the ‘Drinking’ Category

It’s a Lucky Drunk Who Has Not Just an Enabler, but a Cheerleader

Tourist woman: You know, honey, you should drink more. We’re at a high elevation. You don’t drink enough.
Visibly drunk tourist man: What are you talking about? I drink all the time! I drink a ton. I was just drinking… It’s just not water.

Old Faithful Village
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming

Overheard by: a ranger who is wondering why she works here

And I Was Like, “Mission Accomplished!”

Female coworker #1: By that time I was drunk enough to run in there myself. So I bought one of ’em. It was like a regular condom, but it had these little pink things…
Female coworker #2: You bought a french tickler?
Female coworker #1: Yeah! So we blew it up at our table and started using it as a volleyball. It was really fun for a while, and then I spiked it into the priest’s head and we were asked to leave the reception.

Albany, New York

Overheard by: Doubled over Coworker