… If That

X-ray tech getting off phone: My son wants me to come home so bad. My kids always get like that when they are sick.
Coworker: Well, isn’t your husband at home with him?
X-ray tech: Yes, but they always want me instead — they are so attached. It’s probably because I used to sing them this really cute song when they were babies.
Coworker: What’s that?
X-ray tech: ‘Mommy’s your best friend, Mommy’s your best friend, Daddy’s your second best friend!’

Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Thugalicious Baller

Posted on May 5, 2023
Coworkers, Delaware, Gossip, Parents

He Was a Scumbag’s Scumbag

Feisty secretary: Man, could that man spit!

Newcastle, Delaware

Overheard by: What else could he do?

Posted on December 6, 2022
Compliments, Cubicles, Default, Delaware, Employees, Weirdness

Have You Been Suffering from Delusions of Heterosexuality?

Semi-boss: No, I mean, I just misspelled every single word and, like, inverted letters and stuff.
Assistant: Maybe your hands were in the wrong place on the keyboard… Or maybe you have that thing that Tom Cruise has.
Semi-boss: Scientology?

Newark, Delaware

Posted on February 17, 2022
Delaware, Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy

He Also Freaked When She Ordered a Case Of White-Out

Black lady cleaning out her desk: I got to get rid of all these crackers in here.
White guy passing through: I heard that!

Wilmington, Delaware

Overheard by: Saltine McCrackerface

Posted on December 21, 2021
Delaware, Employees, Insults, Meals and Snacks, Race

Actually She Details Cars, Professionally

Account manager: So I sent you that new job applicant. Have fun.
Recruiter: I just opened it up. Wow, she completely misspelled ‘Delaware State.’
Account manager: Oh, it gets worse.
Recruiter: ‘Seven years,’ with an ‘-s!’ And she spelled ‘with’ wrong!
Account manager: Yep, and she’s a detail-oriented professional.

Trolley Square
Wilmington, Delaware

Overheard by: Rhymes with Banana

Posted on November 23, 2020
Bosses, Delaware, General Idiocy, Gripes, Interviewers/Interviewees, Words

When I’m Perfectly Willing to Do It for Free

Director of operations: I could get paid a lot of money to put a dildo in my ass, and then I’d be walking around with a dildo in my ass, but that would be lame too.

Elkton Road
Newark, Delaware