Voice in next cubicle: I forgot how much I hate space travel.
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
Archive for the ‘Cubicles’ Category
He Was a Scumbag’s Scumbag
Feisty secretary: Man, could that man spit!
Newcastle, Delaware
Overheard by: What else could he do?
Because They Will Eat Those Extra Toes for Him
Annoying cubette: So I say to him: “Look at Lucy*‘s toes. Now look at John*‘s toes.” And he’s like: “What?” And then he looks and sees he’s got seven of them and he’s like: “Wahhhh!“
Sane cubette: How many cats do you have?
Morris Plains, New Jersey
Overheard by: intern in the next cube
Hey, In San Francisco, It’s a Capital Crime
Female office dolt: Oh my god! I need to put my sweater away before I get fined!
Water Street
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Cubicle Gnome
There Are 14 Million Of Us in Mumbai, You Know
Woman in cubicle on call with overseas agent: Oh, hello… were you in Slumdog Millionaire?
Confused customer service agent: What?
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: poking my eyes out with my pen
Um, Actually…
Office girl #1: Anyway, that’s how this giant hoo-hah got started in the first place.
(snickering comes from nearby cubicles)
Office girl #1: What? Did I use the wrong word?
Office girl #2: Well, that depends on what you’re talking about.
Boss man: I think you mean ‘hoopla,” but you basically just said “giant vagina.”
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: freudianflip
The Two Major Choices for Young Ladies Nowadays
Cubicle mate on phone: Yeah, that’s so me. Wait, now what is this called? Well I’d rather be a dog walker than a porn star!
Topeka, Kansas
Do You Really Want Me Hanging Around ‘Til I Find One?
Purchasing manager: Can I borrow a pencil?
Receptionist: No. If you don’t come prepared, I ain’t helping you.
Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki
#1, Only One Big Cat; #2, No Reptiles; #3…
Girl #1: Well, you know I like to get kinky.
Girl #2: Oh, I know.
Girl #1: I’ve never had a threesome, but I would do it. I have ground rules, of course, but I’d totally be down for a menagerie.
Andover Park West
Tukwila, Washington
Overheard by: Cat
Which I Should Not Have Done at Milking Time
Guy in next cube: I told her that if she came at me like that again, I’d cut her tits off… Yeah, I seriously told her that…well, I was drinking heavily.
Warren, Michigan
Overheard by: Scared for my tits
