Archive for 2021

On­ly to Women I Re­al­ly Cared About

Con­cerned la­dy cowork­er: How is Ellen*? Did she find a new job yet?
El­len’s boyfriend: No, she has­n’t even looked. Her self-es­teem is re­al­ly bad right now.
Con­cerned la­dy cowork­er: Awww — you have to tell her she’s beau­ti­ful every day.
El­len’s boyfriend: No! I can’t do it. I won’t do it!
Con­cerned la­dy cowork­er: Come on, lie to her. I’m sure you’ve lied to women be­fore.

11442 West Broad Street
Rich­mond, Vir­ginia

Dick, on the Oth­er Hand…

Boss re­view­ing My­ers Brig­gs Type In­di­ca­tor re­sults: I am sur­prised by Stan’s* P‑ness. [Si­lence.] Well, Stan’s re­sults show that he has a slight P‑ness, and I was ex­pect­ing him to not have any P in him at all. [Room erupts with laugh­ter.]

Cher­ry Hill, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Still Laugh­ing In­side

2PM Work on Pre­sen­ta­tion

Co-work­er #1: So will you give the pre­sen­ta­tion to the new in­take?
Co-work­er #2: No.
Co-work­er #1: Why not?
Co-work­er #2: I have made a per­son­al lifestyle choice not to be help­ful to any­one in the com­pa­ny.

120 Ton­bridge Road
Hilden­bor­ough, Kent