Archive for December, 2021

Tinted Chromosomes

Coworker #1: You’ve got really pretty eyes.
Coworker #2: Thanks.
Coworker #1: It’s like you’ve got, um… What is it…?
Coworker #3: Downs Syndrome?
Coworker #1: Contact lenses.

Kmart
Adelaide
South Australia

…Before You Start Drawing Venn Diagrams

Female #1: Actually, me and my ex had a drink together a few weeks ago.
Female #2: I’m impressed at your ability to stay friends with your exes.
Female #1: No, he’s the only one. That I dated. I’m friends with a lot of people that I’ve done…“business” with.
Female #2: I… I have to go.

Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Creeped Out