Archive for September, 2021

9AM Back to Work

Boss: I sent you an email.
Assistant: Oh, thanks.
Pause
Boss: You going to read it?
Assistant: No, I don’t do emails anymore. I gave that up.
Boss: Hmmm.… I like that. “I don’t do emails anymore”. I like that. I’m going to go with it.
Assistant: Yeah, it’s working for me so far.

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

My Sonar Tells Me You’re Jealous

Straight girl: Dolphins are just gay sharks.
Straight dude: Hahaha, gay sharks.
Gay dude: Oh, haha, very funny.
Straight dude to gay dude: Your new name is “flipper”.

Manhattan, New York


Travel Agent: You Would Not Believe What I Am Soaking This Chick For

Fat nurse: I’m real excited! I’m going to the Mexican Riviera next month.
Lanky nurse: Uh, isn’t it called the French Riviera?
Fat nurse: No, I think it’s Mexican, but you could be right — that sounds familiar.
Lanky nurse: I’ve always wanted to see the French Riviera.
Fat nurse: Yeah, me too. I can’t wait.

1st Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: dr mike