Boss to assistant wearing turquoise earrings: Oh, wow, it’s like cinco de mayo!
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: What do you even say to that
Archive for May, 2021
Yeah– Michael Is My Slave Name
Older front desk agent to newer one: Hey, Michael, is your name Peter?
Hotel
Las Vegas, Nevada
Which Isreally Palestine, Right?
Call center worker #1: How do you spell “real”?
Call center worker #2: Umm…I think it’s r‑a-e‑l.
Call center worker #1: Thanks…Are you sure? That doesn’t look quite right.
Call center worker #2: Yeah. Like Is. Is-rael. Isreal. Yeah!
26600 SW Parkway
Wilsonville, Oregon
Oklahoma City Is a Lot Different from New York
Insurance adjuster: Some guy decides to go chasing buffalo through a field with his pickup and now I have to make a long drive.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9AM Back to Work
Teller: I haven’t decided yet if I’m going to see The Da Vinci Code. I want to see it, but if I do I’ll feel like I’m… supporting. You know?
Bank AVP: … Supporting?
Teller: The Devil!
Long pause
Bank AVP: Tom Hanks is the devil?
48 Clifty Kirkmansville Road
Clifty, Kentucky
But My Ghost Will Definitely Be Bitching About the Price
Pharmacist: Okay, that prescription will be filled in 45 minutes.
Old man: Oh my, I’ll be dead by then!
Santa Barbara, California
11AM Go Through Inbox
Co-worker #1: Those jokes you emailed were really funny.
Co-worker #2: Yeah they were. Which one was your favorite?
Co-worker #1: Number twelve.
Co-worker #2: Which one was that one?
Co-worker #1: Um, the one right after number eleven, dork.
910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas
3PM Customer Service
Bank teller: I was working drive-through this morning and offered a customer a bone for her dog in the back seat.
Associate: I think it’s nice that we do that.
Bank teller: The customer said it wasn’t a dog, it was her mother.
801 West Big Beaver Road
Troy, Michigan
Martina Navratilova inadvertently reveals the secret of her success
Girl: Yeah, so I have to go buy this see-through tank top and a see-through skirt for tennis. It’s so stupid. And I will have to wear another tank top underneath my see-through tank top and some shorts to cover up my balls–I mean… [laughs really hard]
Career Center
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Overheard by: not-so-smart asian.
George Is Very Fond Of His Mood Shorts
Man in non-matching bright orange Hawaiian patterned shirt and shorts: So here is what I am thinking for the theme of the event…
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Rusty
