Archive for May, 2021

Which Isreally Palestine, Right?

Call center worker #1: How do you spell “real”?
Call center worker #2: Umm…I think it’s r‑a-e‑l.
Call center worker #1: Thanks…Are you sure? That doesn’t look quite right.
Call center worker #2: Yeah. Like Is. Is-rael. Isreal. Yeah! 

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Wilsonville, Oregon

11AM Go Through Inbox

Co-worker #1: Those jokes you emailed were really funny.
Co-worker #2: Yeah they were. Which one was your favorite?
Co-worker #1: Number twelve.
Co-worker #2: Which one was that one?
Co-worker #1: Um, the one right after number eleven, dork.

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Houston, Texas