Archive for February, 2021

Weigh It, and Subtract the Weight of an Empty Bottle

Customer: These new labels are awful. Just awful! Why did you change them? I hate them.
Pharmacist: I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t have any control over the labels.
Customer: They don’t even tell me when it’s time to refill my ‘scription. When am I supposed to refill my ‘scription?
Pharmacist: … When you run out of medication, sir.
Customer: Well, how in the hell am I supposed to know that?

CVS/Pharmacy
High Point, North Carolina

You Know, I Have the Same Problem at Home

Employee (during global teleconference with CEO): I don’t have a question, but I just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to work here. Although I am deaf, it hasn’t stopped me from having a chance of proving myself.
CEO: I appreciate your comment. That is a subject that is near and dear to my heart, since I have a son who is deaf.
Employee: What?

New Jersey

Overheard by: Snickering

But God, I Miss Sales!

Employee #1: It only stays smooth like a baby’s bottom for about 12 hours.
Employee #2: Maybe… And you’ve got to lube it up pretty good.

1200 Woodward Heights
Ferndale, Michigan