Archive for January, 2021

Thanks to Com­pressed-World Tech­nol­o­gy

Re­cep­tion­ist #1: I can’t be­lieve I’ll be in Eng­land next week. I think we might dri­ve to Aus­tralia, too — they have bet­ter beach­es.
Re­cep­tion­ist #2: Is that far?
Re­cep­tion­ist #1: No, I think it’s a two-hour dri­ve from here.

Grand Rapids, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Not Even Kid­ding

2PM Fa­cil­i­ties Is­sues

HR as­sis­tant: So, Paul*, when are you gonna take a look at my thing? I’m burst­ing at the seams, right?
Paul the safe­ty di­rec­tor: [laugh­ing] I can’t look now — and will nev­er look at your thing.
HR as­sis­tant: But, dang it! I need some space! Look at how my file cab­i­nets are over­flow­ing!!
Paul: HR is­n’t the on­ly de­part­ment that needs fil­ing space!
HR as­sis­tant: [sighs] I just need some­one to look and to care!

4730 South Fort Apache
Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: Cor­po­rate Para­le­gal