Archive for 2020

5PM Find a New Ride Home

As­sis­tant teacher: Shit, nev­er get in a car with him. He drove me home once, and halfway home I re­al­ized he was so drunk, and he would­nt let me out of the car. He start­ed go­ing al­most 80 miles an hour!
Teacher: Oh, I thought he was a good dri­ver. When I got in the car, though, he just said, “I’m just warn­ing you. I’m a lit­tle tip­sy right now.”

450 Glen Cove Av­enue
Glen Head, New York

And What of My Lit­tle Dog?

Net­work ad­min: Yeah, I saw Al­addin in the the­ater.
Help desk su­per­vi­sor: That’s be­cause you’re a fag­got.
Net­work ad­min: No, it’s be­cause I have kids.
Help desk su­per­vi­sor: Well, your kids are fag­gots, too.

Prince­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Frank