Archive for 2020

2PM All Hands Call

Per­son: Hi, I’m here for my 1 o’­clock meet­ing. I know I’m a lit­tle ear­ly…
Re­cep­tion­ist: I’m sor­ry, what?
Per­son: I’m here for my meet­ing at 1; I’m ear­ly. Sor­ry about that.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Um…Yeah, it’s al­most 3…So…
Per­son: Oh sor­ry, right, 3, must be in a dif­fer­ent time zone.

9250 Bev­er­ly Boule­vard
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

And It’s a Lit­tle Yeasty

Writer #1 on con­fer­ence call: Man, I can hear that douchebag on the oth­er end.
Writer #2: And I can smell his fail­ure from here.

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Hear No Evil