Archive for 2020

Teens Re­al­ly Should Be Clean­ing That Up Them­selves

Fe­male co-work­er #1: So my ob-gyn has been see­ing all these young girls for their an­nu­als this sum­mer. She was amazed at how much sex they’re hav­ing. Like 2 to 3 times a day. She had to tell them they had to stop hav­ing in­ter­course for a month so the Pill could take ef­fect, and they say, “What are we sup­posed to do all sum­mer?” She was shocked.
Fe­male co-work­er #2: How old are these girls?
Fe­male co-work­er #1: She said they’re be­tween 17 and 20 years old.
Fe­male co-work­er #2: Geez. Even if I had time to have sex 2 times a day, I’d have bet­ter things to do!
Fe­male co-work­er #1: Yeah, like clean up af­ter my teenagers!

Mo­tor Ve­hi­cle Build­ing
Tren­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Not get­ting any ei­ther

Ac­tu­al­ly, I’m More of a Cy­lon

Email: Let’s wel­come Joe Smith to the com­pa­ny. He will re­port to Bill Scott.
Copy­writer #1: I find it dis­tress­ing when I don’t rec­og­nize the names of the su­per­vi­sors. Are you sure Mr. Scott is­n’t re­al­ly a ro­bot?
Copy­writer #2: Mr. Scott has been with this or­ga­ni­za­tion for at least three years. He is not a robot…or if he is, they did a damn good job mak­ing him look hu­man.
Copy­writer #3: Sounds like some­thing a fem­bot would say.

Wausau, Wis­con­sin