Archive for 2020

I Re­gret Noth­ing

Work­er bee #1: Is that a PlaySta­tion Three?
Work­er bee #2: Yeah.
Work­er bee #1: Those are hard to come by. I bet you had to beat off a lot of guys in the store to get that one.
Work­er bee #2: [Si­lence.]

150 Gran­by Street
Nor­folk, Vir­ginia

I Mean, I Am Your… Line, Please?

Wait­er: Señori­ta, would you like some­thing to drink?
Guest: Si, a mo­ji­to, please.
Wait­er: Muy bi­en. And seño­ra — if you need any­thing else, do not hes­i­tate to ask me. I am your mas­ter. I mean, you are my mas­ter. No… Uh… I am here to serve you.

Ho­tel bar
San Jose
Cos­ta Ri­ca

Over­heard by: Pu­ra Vi­da