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I Pre­fer Fast Women.

Woman:“bolt is sooo an­noy­ing.”
(re­fer­ring to us­ain bolt.).

2727 W. Good Hope Rd, Glen­dale WI

Dred Scott!

Ag­gra­vat­ed nurse, com­plain­ing about slave mon­i­tor mal­func­tion: Can some­one come help me with this god­damn thing again?
Help­ful, tech-savvy male nurse: What’s the mat­ter?
Ag­gra­vat­ed nurse: My slave is black!

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Speech­less, blink­ing.…