Archive for 2020

He Learned This from His Eleven-Year-Old Niece

Guy on cell: So, see, I nev­er said noth­in’ to Elise*. If I was gonna say some­thin’ ’bout Elise, I would’a gone through Am­ber*. I would­n’t nev­er say nuthin’ about Elise to Am­ber, see. It’s a re­spect thing. There’s a process you got to go through. If I have some­thing to say about Elise, I got­ta go through Mar­sha*.

Rich­mond, Vir­ginia

3PM “Ur­gent” HR Meet­ing

Guy #1: I heard she is a squat­ter.
Guy #2: Re­al­ly, she has no place to live?
Guy #1: No, she squats above the toi­let seat and goes to the bath­room. It gets every­where so HR is go­ing to talk to her.
Guy #2: Can you imag­ine what the bath­room in her house must look like?

9740 Irvine Boule­vard
Irvine, Cal­i­for­nia