Archive for 2020

Kin­da Like How I’m Dyslex­ic Af­ter Four Vod­ka Ton­ics

Girl #1: I feel bad for that kid, Matt*.
Girl #2: Which one? That loud kid?
Girl #1: Well yeah, the loud kid, but he has As­perg­er’s syn­drome, so he kind of does­n’t get it, you know?
Guy: I once had a room­mate that thought he had As­perg­er’s, and I was al­ways like, “man, shut up. You just did too much coke again.”

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Lab­Cat

10AM Re­ply to Email

Co-work­er #1: Does she al­ways send emails in 72 point font?
Co-work­er #2: Oh, that’s “mad” typ­ing.
Co-work­er #1: How should I re­spond to this?
Co-work­er #3: You should re­ply us­ing 86 point font.
Co-work­er #2: They don’t make 86 point font. I’ve tried it be­fore. You should use 8 point font in Bern­hard Fash­ion BT or some oth­er font that’s hard to read.
Co-work­er #1: Yeah, I’ll do that. She won’t be able to read it.
Co-work­er #2: That’ll re­al­ly piss her off.

620 Grei­son Trail
New­nan, Geor­gia