Archive for 2020

Those Are Re­al?

Ac­count rep: Is this oth­er el­e­va­tor still bro­ken?
Re­cep­tion­ist: Cor­rect.
Ac­count rep: But, but, is­n’t that, like, a fire haz­ard?
Re­cep­tion­ist: Um, see those signs that say ‘In case of fire, do not use el­e­va­tors’?
Ac­count rep: Oh. Right.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: glad she’s not a fire­fight­er

…You Kike.

<b>director:</b> I’m not try­ing to be a nazi about this. Oh, sor­ry, you’re jew­ish, that was­n’t cool. I’m not try­ing to be hitler about this…

Fort Mill, SC