Archive for 2020

On­ly If It’s Ca­su­al Fri­day

Co-work­er #1: Hey, do we need to dress up when the Japs show up next week?
Boss: Don’t ever re­fer to them as Japs! That’s racist and very of­fen­sive. Please re­fer to them as Japan­ese in­stead.
Co-work­er #2: Hey, while we’re be­ing all cul­tur­al­ly sen­si­tive and shit, can I show up to work dressed as a nin­ja to wel­come them to Amer­i­ca?

115 Perime­ter Cen­ter Place, NE
At­lanta, Geor­gia

Not Since 2002, Any­way

Su­per­vi­sor: Go pick the hooks up off the floor.
Cowork­er: I’m not pick­ing no hooks up! I’m not a hook­er!

Para­mus, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: ‑han­nah