Archive for 2020

Short­ly There­after He Was Fa­vored with a Prac­ti­cal Les­son on the Dif­fer­ences Be­tween Kung Fu and Tae Kwan Do

School di­rec­tor to par­ent con­sid­er­ing en­rolling child: Our class­es are full. We have a wait­ing list.
Par­ent: [Blank look.]School di­rec­tor: You are Chi­nese?
Par­ent: No, Ko­re­an.
School di­rec­tor: But you speak Chi­nese.
Par­ent: No, Ko­re­an.
School di­rec­tor: Well, that’s the same thing, right?

Irv­ing, Texas