Archive for 2020

The “Big Jew” Cof­fee Mug Did­n’t Tip You Off?

Em­ploy­ee at mi­crowave: You know those meat­balls have meat in them?
Mi­crowav­ing em­ploy­ee: Right? Hence, meat­balls.
Em­ploy­ee at mi­crowave: Don’t you know the day?
Mi­crowav­ing em­ploy­ee: Sure, it is Fri­day all day.
Em­ploy­ee at mi­crowave: Well, it’s Lent, too.
Mi­crowav­ing em­ploy­ee: You don’t say… See­ing as how I am a big Jew we don’t cel­e­brate that.

Tin­ley Park, Illi­nois

God­less Lib­er­al Paci­fists That They Are

Of­fice girl #1 while watch­ing the pa­tri­ots vs colts game: Who are you root­ing for?
Of­fice girl #2: New Eng­land.
Of­fice girl #1: Hey, where is New Eng­land, any­way?
Of­fice girl #2: Um­mm, it’s a re­gion up North.
Of­fice girl #1: Oh, I knew it was in Cana­da some­where!

Wood­bridge, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Sara