Archive for 2020

Not Bono­bos, At Least

Cowork­er on phone: What?! Suck on it?! No, nev­er! I would nev­er suck on it… I’ve used my hands and fin­gers, but I would nev­er put that in my mouth! We’re not an­i­mals! [Hangs up and no­tices cowork­ers star­ing. Turns out it was about clean­ing a new­born’s nose.]

3 Park Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: the qui­et one

Is­n’t That, Like, a Tit­tie Club?

Em­ploy­ee #1: I am try­ing to find Egypt on the map.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Me too, I thought it was in Cairo.
Man­ag­er: Come on, guys, it is not in Cairo, it is part of the Gaza strip!

Las Ve­gas Of­fice build­ing