Archive for 2020

I Think She’s Good for at Least Two or Three Short Mar­riages

Col­lege girl #1: I was talk­ing with my dad about it over break, and he said I re­al­ly should­n’t wor­ry about it be­cause 90 per­cent of women get mar­ried. But if you think about it, that re­al­ly is­n’t a lot. I mean, what if I’m part of that 10 per­cent?
Col­lege girl #2: Well, that prob­a­bly in­cludes les­bians, though.
Col­lege girl #1: Yeah! That’s right! And dis­abled peo­ple!

White­head Road
Char­lottesville, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Did she re­al­ly say that?

3PM Smoke Break

Co-work­er: My fi­ance and I are go­ing to LA this week­end, and I’m try­ing to lose a pound or two be­fore then so my friends don’t think I’m preg­nant.

1600 Am­phithe­atre Park­way
Moun­tain View, Cal­i­for­nia