Archive for November, 2020

Mitt Rom­ney?

Of­fice pe­on: Well, guess who one of them was? Guess who one of the les­bian gyp­sies was?!

202 West 1st Street
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Can We Say I’m in St. Tropez?

Teen boy: I want you to keep writ­ing for the school news­pa­per. You can be our for­eign cor­re­spon­dent!
Teen girl: For­eign? I’m not for­eign just be­cause I left the school.
Teen boy: Yes, you are. You’re so far now.
Teen girl: I’m on the oth­er side of Scar­bor­ough, and you’re say­ing I might as well be in Bo­livia!
Teen boy: We can say you are, if you want.

On­tario Uni­ver­si­ties’ Fair, Metro Toron­to Con­ven­tion Cen­tre
Toron­to, On­tario

Over­heard by: made me laugh

(Oh, It To­tal­ly Is the Same Shirt.)

New­ly hired en­gi­neer: Is­n’t that the same shirt you wore yes­ter­day?
Prin­ci­pal en­gi­neer, slow­ly: No, but even if it was, that’s a dick thing to say.

Den­ver, Col­orado