Archive for October, 2020

Haven’t Been the Same Since I Fell In

Secretary #1: (transcribing from a dictaphone) <giggle>
Secretary #1: <giggle, giggle, giggle>
Secretary #1: <giggle, giggle, giggle>
Secretary #2: What’s so funny?
Secretary #1: <giggle, giggle, giggle> I’m transcribing this dictation and he’s talking about the sewer system and he keeps talking about going into manholes.
Secretary #2: So?
Secretary #1: Manholes — get it — manholes! He’s going into manholes!
Secretary #2: How old are you??????

327 S. Camino del Rio
Durango, CO

12PM Update Resume

Worker #1: Man, I’m having a hard time since I’ve had to write about me. Do you have any suggestions?
Worker #2: I don’t know. It’s been a long time since I’ve had to sell myself.

900 Washington Avenue
Waco, Texas

He’d Rather Do It Avocationally

Manager: Why do they send so much of this stock? It’s never gonna sell. What bunch of arseholes thought this up at head office?
Peon: This is really getting to you, isn’t it? I get the feeling you applied for a job there, and they turned you down.
Manager: A job at head office? No thanks, I’ve no desire to be an arsehole for a living.
Peon: But you’d be so good at it.

4 The Sidings
Lincoln, United Kingdom