Archive for September, 2020

…Ask Anyone I’ve Ever Slept With

Lesbian customer service rep: Hey, how does Smith* want to get paid?
Straight female sales rep: I don’t know.
Lesbian customer service rep: He’s your client!
Straight female sales rep: So?
Lesbian customer service rep: So that’s your job!
Straight female sales rep: Fuck you!
Lesbian customer service rep: Promises, promises…
Straight female sales rep: That’s not a promise, that’s a threat.

Fort Mill, South Carolina