Archive for September, 2020

…Ask Any­one I’ve Ever Slept With

Les­bian cus­tomer ser­vice rep: Hey, how does Smith* want to get paid?
Straight fe­male sales rep: I don’t know.
Les­bian cus­tomer ser­vice rep: He’s your client!
Straight fe­male sales rep: So?
Les­bian cus­tomer ser­vice rep: So that’s your job!
Straight fe­male sales rep: Fuck you!
Les­bian cus­tomer ser­vice rep: Promis­es, promis­es…
Straight fe­male sales rep: That’s not a promise, that’s a threat.

Fort Mill, South Car­oli­na


We Present: An In­stant Cus­tomer Ser­vice Clas­sic

Cus­tomer: Why are you billing me for this stuff?
CSR: Did you make the pur­chas­es on your cred­it card state­ment?
Cus­tomer: Yes, but I al­ready paid for them. I used my cred­it card.
CSR: Yes, but now you have to pay your cred­it card bill.
Cus­tomer: That’s stu­pid. Why would I pay for some­thing twice?

4325 17th Av­enue S.
Far­go, North Dako­ta