Archive for August, 2020

Ex­plains a Lot

Work­er bee: No, he was there. My sis­ter and I came home from school and found her on the floor cov­ered with ketchup, and you know what? Rosanne Bar­r’s moth­er did the same thing!

25500 Hawthorne Boule­vard
Tor­rance, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Robb Banks

Cut Scenes from Mid­night Cow­boy

Bus dri­ver: Your bus pass is­n’t work­ing.
Pas­sen­ger: Sor­ry, man, it should. I just got it yes­ter­day… It’s new.
Bus dri­ver: It’s just not work­ing… Just come on any­way. I love you, man.
Pas­sen­ger: Thanks, bro. I love you, too.

Down­town bus ter­mi­nal
New York, New York

1PM Pep Ral­ly

Em­ploy­ee #1: They got sus­pend­ed.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Why?
Em­ploy­ee #1: They were grind­ing dur­ing the Na­tion­al An­them.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Oh, how do you do that?
Em­ploy­ee #1: Haven’t you seen the pony com­mer­cial? You can grind to any­thing.

201 Recre­ation Dri­ve
Bol­ing­brook, Illi­nois