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Roger De­cides to Have a Pro­tein Shake at His Desk

Male cube rat: What are we do­ing for lunch? I’m crav­ing meat.
Fe­male cube rat #1, grin­ning: What kind of meat?
Male cube rat: Hm­mm… A big, juicy steak, with a side of fried chick­en.
Fe­male cube rat #2: How about a Reuben sand­wich?
Male cube rat: No, no, I don’t want fe­male meat — I want man meat!
All with­in earshot: Reeeal­ly?!
Male cube rat: Awww, crap.

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