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12PM Or­der 10 More “Gi­ga­bytes” (?)

Boss: Do you know where the gi­ga­bytes are? I need some more for my com­put­er.
Em­ploy­ee #1: What are you talk­ing about?
Boss: Are they in the clos­et?

He goes look­ing in the clos­et for about five min­utes.

Boss: Se­ri­ous­ly, do you know where more gi­ga­bytes are?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Maybe they’re in your pants.

N59W14909 Bobolink Av­enue
Menomonee Falls, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: LeeAnn Michaud

Al­most As Long As I’ve Been a Vir­gin

En­gi­neer #1: You hear about the names of these meet­ing rooms? They’re named af­ter sub­atom­ic par­ti­cles.
En­gi­neer #2: Ya, we’ve known about them for a mil­lion years.
En­gi­neer #3: Re­al­ly? A mil­lion years?
En­gi­neer #2: I was be­ing face­tious, but if you want to be lit­er­al about it, the space was al­ways ‚there we just built of­fices around it. So yes, they have been there for mil­lions of years.


…Was Just You Fart­ing, I Sus­pect.

Of­fice guy: Do you hear that sound? Do you hear it? That’s the sound of my soul be­ing sucked out of my body every time we go over these re­ports.
Ac­count­ing gal: Yeah, but this one…

Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton