Archive for 2019

1PM Lunch

Soft­ware En­gi­neer: We had free piz­za to­day to cel­e­brate sex­u­al ha­rass­ment or some­thing like that. I did­n’t re­al­ly pay at­ten­tion. I just got the piz­za.

30000 Mill Creek Av­enue
Al­pharet­ta, Geor­gia

1PM Lunch

Un­der­ling: These peo­ple were home users. We al­so have da­ta for work users, but they should­n’t be dou­ble-count­ed in the com­bined num­bers.
Boss: I am def­i­nite­ly go­ing to Taco Bell tonight.

10 Rock­e­feller Plaza
New York, NY

Over­heard by: pix­elvi­sions

12PM Serv­er Test­ing

IT: That’s “Venus”, our main file serv­er.
Ar­chi­tect: Why is it called “Venus”?
IT: Be­cuase it’s a big black bad-ass serv­er.

603 King Street
Alexan­dria, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Charles War­ren

And Die?

Of­fice pe­on, bright­ly: Well, you’re nev­er too old to stop learn­ing!

Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Think I’ll Do That