Archive for 2019

Well, wher­ev­er it was, you stink.

Cowork­er #1: Did you have a good week­end? What did you do this week­end?
Cowork­er #2: Yeah, we went to the Gilroy Gar­lic Fes­ti­val, it was fun.
Cowork­er #1: Oh yeah, is that in San Fran­cis­co?
Cowork­er #2: Uh, no, it’s in Gilroy.

Fair­field, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: georx

From My Big Book of Rainy Day Ac­tiv­i­ties

Mid­dle-aged project man­ag­er: Re­mem­ber mark­ers?!
Mid­dle-aged web guy: I loved sniff­ing mark­ers!
Mid­dle-aged project man­ag­er: Air­plane glue! We had to take my neigh­bor to the hos­pi­tal be­cause she got the lid stuck in­side her nose from sniff­ing too hard.
Mid­dle-aged web guy: Ha­ha! I bet that was hard to ex­plain to her par­ents!
Mid­dle-aged project man­ag­er, dream­i­ly: I just sniff paint…

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Un­sur­prised Temp