Archive for 2019

I Can’t Com­pete with That!

Boss: No, trust me. The last thing you want to do is bring your spouse on a com­pa­ny Las Ve­gas trip. You’ll be di­vorced by the time you get home.
Sales­man: Oh, re­al­ly?
Boss: You know, be­cause of all the drugs… and hook­ers.
Sales­man: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

9633 South 48th Street
Phoenix, Ari­zona

He Just Does­n’t Have the Un­der­wear­with­al

Woman: I haven’t talked to Hen­ry* in a week. I’m through with him.
Man: Why? What hap­pened?
Woman: He’s sooo self­ish. He took the last t‑shirt out of my draw­er and wore it.
Man: That’s it? Dumped him over a t‑shirt?
Woman: I texted him and told him we’re through.
Man: Wow. Dumped over a Hanes.
Woman: Yep. In­fi­deli­ty I for­gave, but don’t take my last god­damned t‑shirt out of my fuckin’ draw­er. Self­ish!

45 South Illi­nois Street
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du