Archive for 2019

Well, Great, Glad You’re Right on Top of This

Blonde re­cep­tion­ist: Do you have any Krazy Glue?
Para­le­gal: I don’t think so. Why?
Blonde re­cep­tion­ist: My tooth fell out.
Para­le­gal: I think you need to see a den­tist.
Blonde re­cep­tion­ist: No, my teeth are al­ways falling out and I just Krazy Glue them back in.
Para­le­gal: Krazy Glue? Maybe that’s why you’ve been get­ting all those headaches…
Blonde re­cep­tion­ist: No, that’s be­cause I quit smok­ing back in Feb­ru­ary.

Law of­fice
Great Neck, New York

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry

Lift­ing, Puk­ing, and Shoot­ing: The Lloyd Roid Sto­ry

De­sign­er: I can’t find a pho­to to rep­re­sent per­son­al train­ers. The on­ly stock im­ages we have are too creepy. Look kind of like an af­ter-school spe­cial.
Writer: Like a mo­lest­ing-kids af­ter-school spe­cial? Or the kind about bu­lim­ia?
De­sign­er: A cross be­tween those and the ones about steroids.
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: Oh. That sounds OK. Use what­ev­er you guys have.

16340 North Scotts­dale Road
Scotts­dale, Ari­zona