Archive for 2019

I Don’t Feel So Bad About Falling Asleep Watch­ing TV

Cowork­er #1: So I had to take my friend to the ER last night be­cause she was ex­per­i­ment­ing with a hot dog.
Cowork­er #2: What?!
Cowork­er #1: Yep, she got the hot dog stuck up her vagi­na and we could­n’t get it out.

Spring­field, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Snow White


2PM Wait­ing Room

Girl #1: I use the pull and pray method.
Girl #2: Girl, pull and pray…they nev­er do it. It does­n’t work.
Girl #1: Yes it does! It just does­n’t work nine­ty per­cent of the time.

45 Broad­way
New York, New York

Over­heard by: not dat­ing ei­ther of them