Archive for 2019

10AM Meet­ing with HR

Co-work­er #1: Ew!
Co-work­er #2: What?
Co-work­er #1: His in­ter­net his­to­ry has porn on it!
Co-work­er #2: Re­al­ly?
Co-work­er #1: Yeah!
Co-work­er #2: Like what?
Co-work­er #1: A whole bunch of free stuff from [Fleshbot].com. I can’t be­lieve this.
Co-work­er #2: Yeah, I know…
Co-work­er #1: I mean…I don’t care if he does this at home, but not at this computer…We work in here!
Co-work­er #2: Yeah…Sure…What was that site again?

41 West Clin­ton Av­enue
Tenafly, New Jer­sey

I Won­dered Why We Kept Re­ceiv­ing Nip­ple Clamps for the Toys for Tots Dri­ve

Work­er #1: Ohmigod! I was typ­ing a let­ter and I was typ­ing re­al­ly fast and in­stead of typ­ing “tots” I typed “tits”!
Work­er #2, un­der­whelmed: Re­al­ly? That’s fun­ny.
Work­er #1: No, re­al­ly!! I typed “tits,” like t‑i-t‑s, at least I think that’s how you spell it.

Jef­fer­son City, Mis­souri