Archive for 2019

And Maybe You Could Spruce It Up a Bit?

Art di­rec­tor to pho­tog­ra­ph­er: So, how big is your rack?
(rest of ta­ble bursts out laugh­ing)
Art di­rec­tor: Okay! I guess we’re all 13 here!
Pho­tog­ra­ph­er: You got­ta ad­mit, that was good.
Art di­rec­tor: Yeah, it was good.
(at the end of pho­to shoot meet­ing)
Art di­rec­tor: Don’t for­get to bring your rack on Fri­day!

Van Nuys, Cal­i­for­nia

Lo­gi­cians Tell Us This Is ‘Triv­ial­ly True’

Re­cep­tion­ist: Why would he think he could do that? Why would he think I’d be in­ter­est­ed?
Cowork­er: I don’t know. Did you give him some kind of sign?
Re­cep­tion­ist: What? Be­cause I was nice?! I’m nice to every one-legged hook­er with an eye­patch who comes in here!

East Os­born
Scotts­dale, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: It Hap­pens Every Day

The “En­ter” Key’s Some­where Near the Mid­dle Of Your Key­board, Sir

Tech on phone: Please click start, type “cmd” and press en­ter. (pause) It should have brought up a com­mand prompt. (pause) Noth­ing yet? Hm­mm. Let me re­mote in. (starts laugh­ing un­con­trol­lably) Sir, you have to type “cmd” and press the en­ter key. Typ­ing “cm­dand­pressen­ter” will not work. Sor­ry I was­n’t more clear.

Dodge St
Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: north­ern lad