Archive for 2019

3PM Cof­fee Break

Hu­man­i­tar­i­an #1: If on­ly the Su­per­dome were in bet­ter shape.
Hu­man­i­tar­i­an #2: I’ve been in the Su­per­dome and the As­trodome.
Hu­man­i­tar­i­an #1: The As­trodome? Is that the As­tros?
Hu­man­i­tar­i­an #2: No.
Hu­man­i­tar­i­an #1: What’s the As­trodome?
Hu­man­i­tar­i­an #2: It’s where the As­tros played.
Hu­man­i­tar­i­an #1: Where do they play now?

1001 G Street NW
Wash­ing­ton, DC

It’s a New Or­leans Thing, Dear Read­er

Op­er­a­tor set­ting up au­to claim with cus­tomer on phone: Sir, I’m so sor­ry your car got stolen to­day. At least you ba­bies and CDs are fine. I think you need to git you some whiskey to calm you down. Or just do what I do to calm my­self down, cheer! “Who dat! Who dat! Who dat! Yayayayayaya! Who dat!”

Ba­ton Rouge, Louisiana

Over­heard by: Wish I had my MP3 play­er to­day