Archive for 2019

Just Nod and Smile– You Make More Money

Customer, putting bright plastic Easter eggs with toys inside them on the counter: I want to return these.
Clerk: Is there a problem with them?
Customer: I only let my kids play with educational toys, and these aren't good for them.
Clerk: Okay.
Customer: They have dinosaurs in them! But dinosaurs didn't hatch from eggs!
Clerk: Actually, ma'am, they did…
Customer: You can't tell me that something that big came out of an egg. What do you know anyways, did you even finish high school? Look at where you work! I need educational toys for my kids.
Clerk: I will be more than happy to return them, did you want to exchange them for something else?
Customer, putting more eggs on the counter: Yes, these with the aliens. I only want toys for my children that are accurate.

Las Vegas, Nevada

4PM I’m Out of Here

Lady: How do I get to the radio station?
Receptionist: You have to go down the hall and take the elevator down.

20 minutes pass.

Lady : Okay, I did the singing telegram, now I need a bathroom.

4041 Mill Street
Kansas City, Missouri

… But No

Ancient lesbian waitress: You ever tried to buy dental dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?
Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh… I have sooo many questions about what you just said…

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Psh, Like That Matters

Secretary: Wait, don’t you have to be in the military to run for president?
Worker: No. I’ve taken karate in the past, so I get to skip that step.
Secretary: Oh… But do you really think you’d get enough votes?

5000 South Lewis Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Whoa Now